Do you offer incall?
I do NOT have an incall location in Las Vegas unless I get a room and advertise an incall special. However, incall at a hotel can be arranged as long as it is done in advance.
When on tour, I do almost exclusively incall. Outcall would require a 2 hour minimum with a 50% deposit.
At my incall room, you are more than welcome to grab a bottle of water and make yourself at home. It is cool to have a dirty mind, but not a dirty body. So, when you excuse yourself to the bathroom, you will find unscented amenities for you to use so you can smell good, but not oh-so-pretty. Also, disposable combs, just in case you still have that stuff growing out of the top of your head.
Do you discriminate?
Yes, I discriminate against people with disrespectful attitudes and poor personal hygiene. Other than that, I couldn't care less if you are purple with green polk-a-dots.
Do you have a Facebook account?
No, facebook is too uptight with the adult industry and stalker friendly. However, I do have a Twitter account. @MissLoganLV
Do you take credit cards?
Yes, I accept credit cards & PayPal. Please let me know when you schedule our time together if you plan to use a credit card. You will need to have your credit card with you so I can swipe it before our time together begins and your photo ID.
Where would you like the envelope?
If you don't have an envelope for your gift for me, well I guess that the World will just come to an end! lol! (I just throw them away anyway.) I prefer the money fanned out in plain sight so I can see it, but I don't have to touch it and we don't have to talk about it.
When I come to you (outcall), please leave it in the bathroom.
When you come to me, (incall), please quietly lay it down somewhere obvious and excuse yourself to the bathroom.
What languages do you speak?
Well, my parents taught me English and Muffin taught me Cat. I have also been know to practice French and Russian. Greek has proven to be nothing butt a big pain in the ass for me. I have a mental hang-up with the Asian language, although that seems to be Muffin's favorite passtime.
How do I make an appointment with you?
If you want me to think that you are serious, you will fill out my reservation form. (Or, if you just want to bother me, call me and ask me what my rates are or how far I am from the MGM.)
How much of a notice do you need?
As much as you can possibly give me. The more notice, the better your chance of getting an appointment. Please try to reserve our time together before you leave for Vegas.
Why can't you be to my room in 30 minutes?
I am not a pizza. Because normally, I am fully committed. (I bet you just pictured a white straightjacket and some white padded walls, didn't ya? Admit it!) If not, then I most likely have other plans. I try to take advantage of my free time and attempt to have a life.
Is there anything that you expect from me?
Hold on to the number that I give you when I confirm our time together. You'll need to call me once you have checked into your hotel room. Please be in your room at the time of our appointment. If you're going to be late, please notify me. If you are going to be early for your incall appointment - don't. I am almost never ready early. Also, I appreciate it if you are sober and freshly showered. Don't be afraid to really wash those nooks and crannies or I will wash them for you and it will be considered part of our appointment time. If you treat me with respect, I'll do the same with you. If not, I have fangs and claws.
Can you bring a friend?
If you give me enough notice, I am sure that something can be arranged. ;) If you are feeling that adventurous, check out my Fun With Two site.
Are you really going to make me listen to Frank Sinatra during our time together?
Probably. Are you really going to make me listen to you whine about it?
Seriously though, I have different playlists, Pandora or SiriusXM for your auditory pleasure. Just tell me what you like.
Are the prices you quoted all inclusive?
Absolutely. There are no hidden fees. And you'll never hear me ask for a tip. But, if you are so inclined, tips are always appreciated. :) Or, if you would like to bring me a gift, please see my Wish List page.
Will you entertain two or more guys at the same time, like for a bachelor party?
No. I prefer one-on-one. A group of guys + alcohol + naked girl = a mob of macho idiots.
Do you entertain couples?
I will see male/female couples, but insist on screening them first. I will only consider couples who are secure and well-adjusted in their relationship.
Are you pierced or tattooed anywhere?
No. Ouch. Needle phobia. Pain phobia. Big wimp.
Can I get you to dress in specific outfits?
If you prefer me to wear something other than business attire, our encounter must be at least two hours. If I already own the outfit that you are requesting, I will bring it with me and dress at your location. Read-I won't walk through the casino dressed like a hoochie-mama and if that is what you were expecting, then you watch too much TV.
Why didn't you respond to my e-mail?
It might be because I didn't receive it, or, most likely because it was explicit, disrespectful or using excessive slang, "ghetto speak" or "texting language". I don't have much time or patience for the ignorant ones. If you take the time to compose an appropriate e-mail, then I will be happy to reply. If you are yet another "manager" thinking that I need your "representation", then please let me know so that I can block your e-mail address and phone number.
Will you answer all my questions?
Are we talking a legitimate question or your submission for "Letters to Penthouse"? I'll be happy to answer your questions just so they're not too explicit. Honestly, if you are reading this, then I would be quite interested in hearing what questions you still have.
How far ahead can I make a reservation with you?
As far ahead as you would like.
Do you ever travel to other locations?
You bet! Check out my Schedule page. If you would like to be on my e-mail list for your city, please see my Contact Page. If your city isn't listed, you can always try e-mailing me a 2000 word essay about why I should visit your city.
Do you have any more pictures available?
Yes, in my members section. If you are a repeat client or already screened, you can contact me for the password.
Are the pictures really pictures of you?
No, I stole them from Miss America. I hope that she doesn't notice.
Will you e-mail me a picture?
No, sorry, and please don't e-mail me any of yourself below the waist. Thanks, I know that you were thinking that this would be my only opportunity, but I already know what a penis looks like. I saw a picture of one in a book once.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No. I have never been married, and I don't have any kids (I'm allergic to them). I am owned by a Persian Princess and she does not allow me to date. My reason for existing is to lavish her with attention and affection and keep her litter box clean. As we all know, dogs have masters and cats have staff.
Will you entertain anyone under 18?
Absolutely not, so don't even bother talking to me if you are under age. Go do your homework! And clean your room! Why don't you go enjoy those underaged girls while it is still legal for you to do so?